Lady Muck

I'm not scared of getting my hands dirty,
That's for sure!
I've cleaned my fair share of toilets in my time,
And let me tell you,
A bit of elbow grease never hurt no body!
If it needs doin'
It needs doin'!
And no bugger else is gonna do it for ya'.
You see, if you're skint,
Some one will always feed ya' my love,
But no one will pay your bills - that's your job!
Aye, there's no pity for the penniless
With ne gas or electric
And why should they fella?
You need to roll up your sleeves
And and get a decent days graft under your leather!
An if you cannit find a job
I'll find one for ya'
Oh, you can snigger,
Point yer finger
But I see no shame in what I do.
I won't be cleaning toilets forever!
And you remember that, next time you think your clever.
Be nice to people on your way up
And even nicer to those who wipe your arse for ya'!
I've seen the worst,
Book savvy, smarty pants
Still shit yourself when your caught by chance,
And it's Joe Muggins here that cleans it all up
Not the lavvy fairy!
Its me, on my knees in my marigolds.
I'm a good young lass,
With a brain to match,
And me tabards a sight for bleached eyes.
I'm not signing on,
Or depending on me Mam.
So watch your lip son shine
Cause I'm not work shy.
To get what ya want
You've got to clean a few bogs,
And I earn more than most lay abouts,
All swings and round-bouts
And in the end it's a job,
Well done!